those poor buttons
Buttons you had one job, and that was not to do your job!
Red: the ink of angry pens
Black: the coffee in my glass
Red: my final starts at dawn
Black: i’m gonna fail this class
A - awesome
B - better than failing
C - could be worse
D - didn’t fail
F - fuck
thats not what yo mama said last night
or the night before that. or any night. as a matter of fact i have not yet had the privilege of meeting your mother but i am sure she is very nice
when you’re horny and your boyfriend isnt
I ask myself, would Michael Fassbender do it?"
"The girl gave off an aura of distinct dottiness. Perhaps it was the fact that she had stuck her wand behind her left ear for safekeeping, or that she had chosen to wear a necklace of butterbeer caps, or that she was reading a magazine upside down."